We've all been there. You try to explain some writing problem you have to a non-writer and you get this blank look. It's the same look that a six year old child gives you if you ask them to explain the theory of relativity. So, just so you know that you're not alone, here are 13 problems that only writer girls get.
13. You care more about your characters problems than your own.
12. You spend more time talking to the people in your head than real people.
11. You worry that a romantic relationship will impact your characters in some way.
10. You worry that no guy will ever measure up to the ideals set by your characters romantically.
9. You mentally correct everyone's grammar.
8. The agony of writer's block (better described as mental constipation).
7. Clean House = Bad Writing Day, Messy House = Good Writing Day
6. That moment when you're doing the mom/wife/friend thing and realize you'd rather be writing.
5. You collect snippets of conversation for future dialog like squirrel collects nuts.
4. Your To-Do list has items like: Bring back the dead, behead character, figure out how to get 140 year old blood...And it's not wierd at all. (Those are actually items from my to-do lists over the years)
3. Your characters take the story in a whole new (and unexpected) direction.
2. Your internet search history probably has you at the top of every agency list.
1. That moment when you get a new story idea.
So I did it again. Yep, I got caught talking to myself out in public (actually I was arguing with myself over a plot point). You would think that because it happens so often that I would be used to it by now, but no, I still slink off as if I think they are going to call the men in the white coats and nets to come get me.
It did get me to thinking though, a writer engages in all sorts of craziness. It's that insanity that allows us to create stories and characters for others to enjoy, but in non-writers...Well, it would be odd to say the least.
1. Hearing Voices: This is one of my favorites. I don't know about other authors, but my characters 'speak" to me. I'll be doing something completely unrelated to writing and all of a sudden I'm coming up with a conversation between my characters. It doesn't matter if that is not the story I am working on at the time (Yes, Alastor, I'm talking about you), sometimes they just cannot be ignored. Now my daughter reminds me all the time that even in Harry Potter, hearing voices isn't good. See? Non-writers can't go around admitting they hear voices, but we can and people just ignore it or chalk it up to "creativity".
2. Compulsive Lying: This is at the very heart of our profession. We get paid to lie for a living. When you get right down to it, writing is nothing more than making stuff up. Now, how entertaining that stuff is determines how successful you will be. Again, normal people can't do this and not lose a few friends or at least get a few strange looks.
3. Delusional: What writer doesn't LOVE spending time in the world that they created? Sometimes that world is so much better than the world we actually live in. Again , sorry non-writers. You all are stuck here...There is hope though, pick up a book and let a writer take you away into their imaginary world.
4. God-Like Complexes: Okay, we are God in our world. Sometimes are characters stray, but for the most part they obey are every whim. They live because we allow them to live and we can kill them off at anytime (Game of Thrones fans know this too well).
5. Denial: And despite everything to the contrary, we still believe that the desire to write is not some special form of insanity that we have been blessed with.
I don't know about my writer friends, but even though it's crazy, it's too much fun NOT to do it. To me, writers are the best type of crazy because if you are crazy enough, readers will want to be a part of your insanity, they will read the conversations those voices created, they will care about the lies you created, and they will cry out when the story breaks their heart and mends it again. Yeah, writer's are the best type of crazy.
Like most writers, I am an avid reader. As a reader, there are some things that only my fellow book lovers can understand.
The insane pleasure of reading a book outside in the fresh air.
Developing crushes on fictional characters, therefore making real people somewhat unimpressive at times.
The agony of waiting for the next book in a series to come out.
The backaches, arm cramps, leg cramps, and neck pain that come from reading in your favorite position.
The disappointment of having your favorite book of all time turned into a really bad movie.
The book induced insomnia that occurs when we "just have to finish" a chapter.
The way that you can stop to read "just a page or two" and next thing you know it's two or three hours later.
The anger when your favorite character is killed off.
Having that never ending "To Be Read" list.
The frustration when someone says that they don't enjoy reading.
What are some problems you have that only other book people get?
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The stories of these real life exorcisms are stranger than fiction. You may like your horror novels, but this takes scary to a whole new level.
Salvador Dali: In 2005, a sculpture of Christ on the Cross was discovered in the estate of friar Gabriele Maria Berardi. It is believed that Dali created this work as an act of gratitude to the man that was rumored to have performed an exorcist on the artist in France in 1947.
Roland Doe (AKA Robbie Mannheim): The events of this supposed possession and exorcism inspired the novel The Exorcist and later the film by the same name. The case became more serious as vials of holy water placed near the boy would shatter, the words "evil" and "hell" would appear on the boy's body, and a picture of Jesus rattled on the wall. Representatives from several churches conducted an exorcism at Georgetown University Hospital over thirty times in the duration of several weeks.
Michael Taylor: In 1974, accused of infidelity by his wife, Michael Taylor claimed that he felt an evil force within him. His local vicar and other ministers conducted an exorcism until 6am the following morning. Exhausted, the ministers sent him home, but warned that although forty demons were cast out, some remained. Once home, Michale murdered his wife and strangled their poodle. The police found him covered in blood and naked in the street. At trial, he was acquitted by reason of insanity.
Anneliese Michel: The case that inspired The Exorcism of Emily Rose. After a diagnosis of temporal lobe epilepsy, she was treated at a psychiatric hospital ofr depression. She became intolorant of religious objects by 1973 and eventually began to hear voices. Her family was convinced she was possessed, but it wasn't until 1975 that permission was given by the local bishop for two priest to perform a secret exorcism. She died, malnurished and dehydrated, as a result of the rites. Her parents and the priests were found guilty of negligence and served six months in jail.
Mother Teresa: Known for her religious work, Mother Teresa gave permission for an exorcism to be performed on her when she was first hospitalized with cardiac problems.
Latoya Ammons Family of Gary Indiana: Even the Gary police walked away believers after Latoya Ammons claimed to be possessed by demons. It all began when the family rented a home on Carolina Street. That December, black flies swarmed the screened porch and footsteps could be heard climbing the basement stairs, but no one was there. The noises continued, but in March 2012, things got scary when Latoya's daughter levitated off the bed while sleeping. All of this could be dismissed as a mother's overactive imagination, until it gets to claims from medical staff seeing her son thrown about even though no one was there and then walking up a wall backwards. When police investigated the house, they too, began experiencing paranormal activity. Hard to ignore that many witnesses, isn't it.
So what do you think...Legitimate possession or is there a touch of fiction to these tales?
Originally posted at: http://www.buzzfeed.com/danamichelleb/6-strange-cases-of-real-life-exocisms-hq4o
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